Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away...
I was making a bed out of german- shoemakers fingers and suddenly i heard a startling noise in my little toe...
It was a strange and unfamiliar noise, kinda like a sheep being raped to death by a gentle Gorilla...And then being burned alive by a sasquatch with a wicker basket car.
Upon hearing this noise, i decided to take my unusually sharp penis and cut off my little and unsuspecting toe.
Luckily i had a long penis that could reach my toes with me having not to use any of my hardcore yoga moves, ya see?
Indeedywhore, Anyway, yogurt flavoured tree jizz started flowing out of my toe.
And upon tasting it some more i realised it was in fact fromage frais, strawberry flavour.It look as thougha care bear had gotten a little 'over excited' in my mouth and let out a woopsie, A poisonous woopsie! I knew it was poisonous because i gained a PhD in monkey poop when a small inuit boy named gladice taught me the ways of the warrior.
gladice taught me many things over the years, how to skin a crocodile without killing it, how to cheat at black jack.But most importantly he taugh how to be a woman. Not helpfull given the penis i have, but a nice skill.( i actually tried to cut off my penis once, but i just ended up carving a point into it)
With my new found skills and curvey sharp penis, i was ready for the road, so i jumped into my biscuit spark jupiter 900 vagina, and set off on my long distance journey to...
The bathroom, where i let out the 17 portions of Chilli and granola bars. It burned and cut up my ass like a rake on a gigantic melon. So i visited billy, the orangecounty drug dealing infant farmer. He showed me how to kill a yak from 621 yards away, using a wet fish. Well when i say when i men angry, and when i say fish i mean lion, but still Twas quite a skill. Billy had taught me many things aswell, but i had to be my way, for i was the only one who could save princess moosegirl from twatface manor inside the mountain at the center of the planet venus. I knew will watts would be an easy foe, and so, after saying my good byes, i set of to kill him.I did not need any training, it wouldn't be much of a battle...
I chopped his owl head off and saved prince moosebitch (she/he had several botched sex changes)(and name change) And so me and moosebtich (named brendan vaughan after the bad operation) Left the mountain as i burned to a steaming pile of ash...And made passionate love...ly origami staues of the VERY easy battle against the princess of the owl-men, then i started to sing "Isn't she love-makemesick, Isn't he wonderprick ...
And stabbed her in her face, with my penis. And then i died of gangbluey-greeny-brain-meltdown. And then awoke with carebear cum in my mouth, realised i had been poisoned, and then began writing ... About the time i awoke with carebare cum in my mouth. And then began to sing outloud About death. And then i died...
I was making a bed out of german- shoemakers fingers and suddenly i heard a startling noise in my little toe...
It was a strange and unfamiliar noise, kinda like a sheep being raped to death by a gentle Gorilla...And then being burned alive by a sasquatch with a wicker basket car.
Upon hearing this noise, i decided to take my unusually sharp penis and cut off my little and unsuspecting toe.
Luckily i had a long penis that could reach my toes with me having not to use any of my hardcore yoga moves, ya see?
Indeedywhore, Anyway, yogurt flavoured tree jizz started flowing out of my toe.
And upon tasting it some more i realised it was in fact fromage frais, strawberry flavour.It look as thougha care bear had gotten a little 'over excited' in my mouth and let out a woopsie, A poisonous woopsie! I knew it was poisonous because i gained a PhD in monkey poop when a small inuit boy named gladice taught me the ways of the warrior.
gladice taught me many things over the years, how to skin a crocodile without killing it, how to cheat at black jack.But most importantly he taugh how to be a woman. Not helpfull given the penis i have, but a nice skill.( i actually tried to cut off my penis once, but i just ended up carving a point into it)
With my new found skills and curvey sharp penis, i was ready for the road, so i jumped into my biscuit spark jupiter 900 vagina, and set off on my long distance journey to...
The bathroom, where i let out the 17 portions of Chilli and granola bars. It burned and cut up my ass like a rake on a gigantic melon. So i visited billy, the orangecounty drug dealing infant farmer. He showed me how to kill a yak from 621 yards away, using a wet fish. Well when i say when i men angry, and when i say fish i mean lion, but still Twas quite a skill. Billy had taught me many things aswell, but i had to be my way, for i was the only one who could save princess moosegirl from twatface manor inside the mountain at the center of the planet venus. I knew will watts would be an easy foe, and so, after saying my good byes, i set of to kill him.I did not need any training, it wouldn't be much of a battle...
I chopped his owl head off and saved prince moosebitch (she/he had several botched sex changes)(and name change) And so me and moosebtich (named brendan vaughan after the bad operation) Left the mountain as i burned to a steaming pile of ash...And made passionate love...ly origami staues of the VERY easy battle against the princess of the owl-men, then i started to sing "Isn't she love-makemesick, Isn't he wonderprick ...
And stabbed her in her face, with my penis. And then i died of gangbluey-greeny-brain-meltdown. And then awoke with carebear cum in my mouth, realised i had been poisoned, and then began writing ... About the time i awoke with carebare cum in my mouth. And then began to sing outloud About death. And then i died...
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