You Better believe it.

Ooooo, you're in for a treat, you are :)

Wanna know why?

Course you do.

I have just been able to scrape mine and Bry's magicool stories from that site that stole them from us. Not cool.

Ok they didn't steal them, they just crashed up and exploded and we weren't able to view them.

Anywhore.. Here they are :)

Enjoy, i know you will ;)

(By the way, this first one was the original and first one ever created, plus, it was actually a reply to a mean comment made by a mean girl :) )

Because your a missionary/mercenary who just got back from Nam lots of years late and the government saw that you was a greedy Shhlagg and sent you off to Japan, but the pilot was drunk and he died so you landed in the f***** artic.
You then befriended a small inuit boy named Gladice but upon discovering he stole your green tree flavoured kryll you brutally slayed and obliterated the poor defensless endangered extinct but not really and then some and a half down syndromed toddler (because they age backwards) and used his hollowed out carcus as a boat to sale back to Africa to the mother land.